Tuesday's . . .Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did not put off writing my Not Me Monday post until early evening on Tuesday. I would never do that! I LOVE blogging and I would never go more than a day between posts on our family blog.

I most certainly did not think that my 3 year old daughter ate over a whole pack of sugar free gum last night. . .nope not me b/c if I did I surely would of been freaking out and calling the ped. ASAP. . .only to find out that she just opened all of the pieces and left the trash in her bedroom floor and put all of the gum back into the diaper bag. . .Most certainly this would never happen in my house I watch my children much better than that.

My daughter did not take the IOWA test last week and if she did I most certainly can not wait to get the results back to prove to my husband that we have a smart daughter that is doing very well home schooling and not every home school child suffers academically from being home schooled. Nope not me I would never feel the need to prove my ability to home school our 5 year old first grader to my husband.

I most certainly did not let my 20 month old scream and cry while holding on to the vacuum cleaner for a good 10 minutes hoping he would give up. . .Nope I defiantly would of given into him and stayed there ALL DAY! And while we were there cleaning the mission cottage I defiantly would not have been oblivious that he also unplugged the refrigerator for our Pastors wife to find the next day. NO!!! I would defiantly of realized he did that.

I DO NO just give up sometimes and let my son plug in (and unplug. . .repeatedly) his vacuum cleaner after HE TAKES OUT the child protectors. NOPE not me I would never allow him to be in danger like that.

I do not enjoy putting baby magic on my son even though I know it's not good for his skin just so I can smell him. I would never be so selfish as to do that just for my smelling pleasure!

I do not sit next to my daughter and write a not me Monday post while she working on her school work not me I am a much better teacher than that I never let myself be distracted during her "school time". Of course if I did that I would be at her beck and call for any questions or encouragement :)