Not me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most defiantly was not pleased that my letting the little boys stay up until almost 10 last night did not result in them sleeping in until after 9 and the girls staying up until almost midnight meant at 9 AM no one was awake (but very soon after little heads did rise :)

I most certainly did not enjoy sleeping in so much on this last Saturday that I did not pretend to still be asleep when in fact I was awake when my hubby came in the room to get something nope not me I would never take advantage of my husbands sweetness of letting me sleep in just about every Saturday!

I am surely not elated that tonight my bestie is coming home after being gone for almost a week on a cruise nope not me!! I am a grown woman and would not miss chatting for endless hours on the phone with my very awesome friend nope can't be! NOT ME!!

I most certainly did not forget my 5 year old's first grade curriculum at home when I stayed the night at Jack's house last night making us have to do the day's work at nap time this afternoon Nope not me that would be a horrible home schooling mother now wouldn't it therefore DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

I most certainly do not always inevitably forget to invite someone to the zoo with us only to look back and wish that I had thought to call them!! Nope not me! My brain works perfectly and I would never forget something like that that could possibly hurt anothers feelings!!!